#istandwithronald

As an adequate home cook, I suggest that all beginners start with crockpots and crockpot recipes. They’re almost impossible to mess up and you’ll gain confidence as a cook.

Hey Sunfish! Say hi to ya motha for me!

Then someone made this goddamned masterpeice with it:

NOPE. WRONG.

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

I’m no “bomb expert”

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

“Reader, I banged him.”

The LOTR part is what charms me in particular, but yes, I suppose I see what you mean about the actual setup of the meeting.

Most of my life I’ve struggled with insecurities around dating.

this is my favorite story.

I did the same with deer poop thinking they were olives. Wanted to put them on my fingers like I always did (still do if no one is looking) with the black olives.

Bunnies are shitting everywhere?

Two is the correct number. One is too few.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MEN WHO CAN’T GET LAID!