Oh shit, you went there.

This is disturbing on so many levels I don’t even know what I’m thinking right now. To make matters still worse, it was also boring.. but in a disturbing way.

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky…

I read the whole thing, I wish I didn’t.

All I read, ok skimmed was “Look at me I am mom who works in the porn business and I feel really bad about it. Oh and I drank my own plecenta vodka (WTF) and took mushrooms because my husband looks at porn and it made me feel like shit.” She sounds like she regrets ever having a daughter because she is girl and girls…

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

Da fuq did I just read?

Did anyone else here comment regularly on Regretsy? Does anyone else but me remember the terrible backlash one couple got on that site for having a hobo themed wedding? I would have guessed hobo chic would have died its painful death in those comment threads circa 2012(?)

okay wait

I adore autumn. The air is crisp, the leaves are pretty, it’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, and it’s likely to rain and I love the rain. My least-liked season is a toss-up between summer (hayfever, too hot, tourists) and winter (far too cold, depressing) but I’d probably go for winter because I find winter so hard…

I had a hard time choosing between winter and fall for the best season. I live in California. Winter here is basically fall everywhere else. Temps in the 50s/60s... perfect for boots and sweaters. So I picked fall for what the season conjures for everyone else. But I meant California winter - basically…

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

Serves you right for tricking Allen to see that gross movie.

Mark - if you have to take meds to see a film - go see a different film - also you got Sinister wrong - the murders weren’t taped - no, they were filmed on 8 MM like any good hipster demon would do...and it was all very kinda stupid

A couple of those examples (say, how the slaves brought important knowledge) seem less like attempts at making slavery into a positive thing, and more of a very clumsy attempt to document some kind of... agency or personhood for people who are often only depicted as helpless, faceless, no-impact victims.

Mike Meyers face during this is.....the best.

Former Bush Assistant Thinks Bush Deserves More Credit for Helping NOLA Recover

tbh as a white person I bought some McIlhenny Tabasco sauce so I think NOLA citizens should thank me for contributing to the recovery.