Her landlord was a jerk if he/she raised rent immediately post Katrina.

“You oughta Bro”

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

The cat really doesn’t seem that upset. It’s ears aren’t back, it’s tail isn’t lashing, and it’s not even freaking out. Just crying.
Giving cats baths sucks (for them and for the bather) but unfortunately sometimes it’s necessary, and by the setup it looks like this was done at a professional groomer’s. Probably flea…

Typically cats clean themselves but I will say, I am fostering a kitten right now and when I first brought him home he was just eating gruel (his mom and litter got hit by a car :( ) and he absolutely needed his butt wiped with a baby wipe almost every time I get him out of his kennel. Now that he’s about 10 weeks…

BUT DID THE MAMA BEAR GET ELECTROCUTED???

A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

No

TOO SOON

Fuck yeah, Grey Wind!

Aw, my high school boyfriend gave me a hemp bracelet with a green stone. I loved that damn thing, but it definitely doesn’t last. Way to go gold!

Not at all. Keep that ring and pass it on to someone who will appreciate it. I have a beautiful pearl necklace given to me by a terrible ex. The second worst ex in the list of exes, actually. I wore it on my wedding day (to my wonderful husband) and gave zero fucks. It’s just jewelry. No one needs to know the back…

I had a coworker do this the other day! Shots at happy hour are not a thing! I just straight refused. You didn’t ask if I wanted it, I’m too old to pretend I do. They laughed and called me a loser.

Oh, she definitely wants a certain kind of “cleansing”.

Not to mention that New Orleans effectively no longer has a public school system. Almost every damn school in New Orleanis is part of the charter school scam and is a private school.

Come on guys, the death of the underprivileged is just an unfortunate side effect to making this world a better place for the Not Poors. NBD, really.

God I miss that the most about living in New Orleans. I’m back in Wisconsin now and while there are more professional alcoholics here, it’s just not the same when my neighbors frown and scowl at me just because occasionally I flaunt the law and stroll around the neighborhood with a 40.

Don’t forget the daquiri drive thrus