The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Ugh, Moby Dick is a SPERM WHALE, not a HUMPBACK, duh, god.

beat me to it. i keep staring at that quote like

Fred and I were close, but in a funny way because we barely knew each other

It would have also been a very different Shrek too

No he might be onto something. After all, there was no political comedy or satire during the 60’s, right? That’s why the left was able to organize so efficiently back then.

Stewart’s entire Daily Show empire is built on the blameworthy conceit that cable news networks—businesses that survive by selling Cialis ads against hyperventilating coverage of pop-star meltdowns, celebrity infidelities, and conspiracy theories about missing planes–should otherwise be capable of helping the American…

We have a most “just annoying” Gawker post of the year nominee!

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

I’ve been working on improving my cooking skills for the past year. This resulted in a very tearful conversation with my husband, where I had to explain that if I was going to spend 8 hours in the kitchen making ravioli from scratch at his request, he could at least take a fucking bite before drowning it in Sriracha.

V…

What does it mean to flash your “Casper”?

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

Yes. It’s completely understandable if the show isn’t to your taste, but I am at a loss as to what “nonsensical plot devices” she is referring to. I think the show is ambitious, clever and wholly unique. Unfortunately, those attributes don’t seem to draw many viewers.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

I still like Hannibal.

Ha! There are a lot of good ones but I think I would definitely win a “most traumatic” competition for sure.