All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

As someone who deals with photographers by trade, not all of them are hip to the business end of things. I’m not sure what Polito’s contract stated, but shit needs to be in black and white. Too many people like these assholes don’t want to pay for content. Dragging someone for $125 bucks is absurd when it comes to a…

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

First of all, lol at your many attempts to make sure the Sanders people don’t flame you. Good luck with that.

Mary Lee - complete with spray tan, tinted contacts and lip gloss.

Strangely enough, that’s actually a different kind of worm. The ocean is full of things that look like penises!

*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

My mom has been teaching for 25 years. Her salary is $47k. Teacher salaries vary based on district, but compare them to average professional salaries (need a degree and continuing certification) in your area and they’re always at the bottom.

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

Back in the old days of flesh and bone dating (when you had to hand someone your land line number on paper in person), I knew a women who had a big box delivered to her office on Valentine’s Day. She was really busy so it sat there a couple hours, she thought it was office supplies or something. When she finally…

“I am panting...”

You’re too kind. I’ve been practicing self-care, don’t worry! Last night I got to just turn off my email and watch The Great British Bake-Off. And things are quieting down now that we’ve taken the first steps on our end to do something (can’t say more for obvious reasons).

Lee Gelernt is a cool dude and the ACLU’s Immigrants Rights Project is awesome and deserves all of your support (along with all the other orgs that have filed lawsuits this week fighting the executive order, which includes, in alphabetical order, the American Immigration Council, the Legal Aid Justice Center, the Natio…

There was a really great piece about someone being hit by a bus once. Forget who wrote it, but it was really good!

Did you know that Claire now writes at http://skillet.lifehacker.com/? It’s pretty great! Also that particular article was a goddamn disaster. There’s a very special hell for someone who would pick a nom de plume that is a real person’s name to vomit up that kind of garbage.

Eh, not defending Sea World but studying the age of large, necessarily rare and highly migratory species like killer whales is super difficult. It is a guesstimate at best because we can’t exactly go out and harvest or examine large portions of their population to study the age breakdown and figure out what’s “normal”…