Anyone else live in Simple Town USA where you’re ‘rich’ if you can afford North Face fuzzy jackets in winter?

Is it just me, or was anyone else acutely and painfully aware of whose families had money and whose came from the less-desirable parts of town? We did. We practically knew every household income, what cars they drove, what sports they could afford, etc etc etc 

Nothing says “opulence” like wearing clothes named for a big, obnoxious bird that shits absolutely everywhere. This spring I’m debuting my new luxury line “Incontinent Pigeon With Hormone Disorder”. Dickies and snoods will start at $8000 dollars. No dirty poors please. 

I miss the days when “clothes status” shite at school was just what trainers you had.

Is it even cold enough in England for people to need to wear these coats? I don’t even think it’s cold enough in NYC more than a few days a year to wear these, they’re for freaking subzero temperatures. It’s 55 degrees at this school today.

Frankly, that’s terrifying. We have a SCOTUS justice who I could easily see be the subject of a headline about a family’s murder suicide...

I am sorry that I have but one star to bestow upon you. 

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

And a SCOTUS seat says he wouldn’t put up with that behavior HIMSELF IN HIS OWN COURTROOM.

Witness tampering?  Given how uninterested the FBI has been in interviewing actual witnesses, this seems like a stretch. 

Didn’t they have a week to conduct the investigation? Why are they putting it to bed after 3 days?

fuck those senators. They are all lying pieces of shit. they are public officials so their shit should be public. fuck lindsey gramcracker and horny hatchling and i dont even know who mike lee is but fuck him too!

“I am looking at the gentleman as an adult from 22 to 53, thirty-one years of professional service,” said Manchin. “I am looking at him as a father. As a person in a community, how he interacts with his community”

Eh, I don’t so much feel bad.  I don’t think people should be threatening their families or anything like that, but I’m not particularly brokenhearted that these assholes had their privacy violated.  It’s not like Christine Blasey Ford knows what that’s like.

Lindsey Graham, Orrin Hatch, and Mike Lee can eat shit.

“I am looking at the gentleman as an adult from 22 to 53, thirty-one years of professional service,” said Manchin. “I am looking at him as a father. As a person in a community, how he interacts with his community. I am trying to put the human side to it.”

Every time Ford and Kavanaugh answered the question — and didn’t answer the question:

I am still trying to offer grace and a way out

Melania can’t run. He owns her & her kid. The only way she’ll be free of him is if he keels over dead from one too many KFC. Even if they divorce, he’ll still have a chokehold on her ( Marla & Ivana are proof of that).

Oof that is painful to see. This new USA sucks so much.