Amen.

This is the part about weddings I really don’t understand: you don’t have to invite anybody. Really. My parents didn’t even invite their own parents to their wedding (the just sent the bill for the booze, which was the only expense since they got married on a merry-go-round in a park in SF). And since my dad is…

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her…

Did that dude in the front in the red tie just get done blowing an 8 ball or what?

Uh wow... it was said right in her letter to the court, if you read the whole thing like most of us.

You do beautiful work kateaclysm. All of Jez is proud of you.

I can’t believe that my roommate who I met because of Jezebel is on Jezebel.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Thank you. I was beginning to think we were going to have to go back and argue “RAPE rape” as opposed to (what other kind of rape is there???) .... regular garden variety rape?

This is just fucking delicious indeed.

When you consider he has the mentality of a bratty child, it’s not so shocking that he has his steaks well-done with ketchup, that he eats fast food almost exclusively, and that he doesn’t eat much in the way of fruits and veggies. I mean, you’re supposed to get nine servings of fruit and veg a day; I’d be surprised…

The victim in this case ended up with a vagina that was severely swollen and full of debris, so let’s not pretend this assault was any less “extreme” than a great many cases.

...well done...with ketchup?

This warms the cockles of my heart. This is a mug of cocoa on a snowy day. This is a close parking spot at a Target. This is a holiday with nothing to do but sleep in and binge-watch Netflix. This is hitting the Costco just when they have a ton of free samples out. This is a complimentary side dish in your takeout…

I’m here too and can’t believe the support he has! Letters to the editor in the Merc., signs, the whole nine yards.

Came here for this meme. Not disappointed.

You understand that what you quoted is simply a student’s comment, right? That student did not re-write the FBI’s legal definition of what rape is.

I wouldn’t be too sure about that. We had video of trump bragging about sexual assault. Now he enjoys his well done steak with ketchup at the White House!

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…