You have GOT to be kidding!

“pay restitution in an amount of the fair market value of renting a private beach in New Jersey during the July Fourth weekend.”

He’s a really shitty human being, too, so shitty he couln’t get hired in Trump’s fucking administration, an administration filled with actual demons.

Yeeesh. My mom smoked while pregnant with me for nausea. I could probably be a G-D genius right now if not for that. thanks mom.

“ ... and a 5k fundraiser for the Special Olympics was cancelled, which cost them an estimated $40,000 in donations.”

OMG look at the widdle weed baby

Came for the fat jokes, stayed because of Christie’s gravity well.

Will they eat their own, though?

“...he’s now being hit by an official complaint with the State Ethics Commission.”

Wait… I thought they were shooting a new season of Planet Earth. You aren’t supposed to interact with the wildlife.

Christie was probably only following orders from Trump to somehow make Trump look slightly less obnoxiously corrupt by comparison. I don’t think it worked, but A for effort.

The cruelty in those pictures is astounding. Everyone just stood around watching Christie instead of trying to save him by rolling him back into the ocean.

Lock him up and throw away the key lime pie.

Worse yet, if this baby was black, Hispanic, Arabic, or Asian, you wouldn’t have heard a peep; from either Emporer Fucktard or the Poope (not a typo).

THANK YOU.

thank you - that is the single most outrageous part of this story, in the context it’s appearing here. I instantly thought of the children lacking any healthcare at all - now or in future - and thought, you arrogant fucking prick. Verbatim. He doesn’t even get what his own actions are going to do. Little Charlie…

Domestic child shootings. Potential loss of life with the AHCA. This stuff doesn’t register. But Ivanka has to draw his attention to gassed children in Syria, and he spends millions bombing some barely manned air base. Now this. Such hypocrisy.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

I read elsewhere that the experimental procedure the parents want (which has not even been tested in mice) would have zero chance to improve his brain function even in the most miraculous of best-case scenarios. This is Terry Schiavo all over again. The brain matter is irreparably damaged, full stop.