Wow. A company is pandering.

Area 51.

Because stupid people buy this shit, and it’s an endless source of income for amoral fucksticks.

Because stupid people buy this shit, and it’s an endless source of income for amoral fucksticks.

I started out on a Suzuki TC-185 when I was 18, just to get the feel for riding. Rarely on a busy road; mostly neighborhoods and surface streets. This was in Houston and the idea of taking it just onto 1960 gave me pause. Tho I did, occasionally, just to get it up to speed and get a feel for it.

assume that it will

And not a single one is mine, so big fat hairy deal.

1965, I’m about 6 months old. Mom is driving down the road in a brand-new Bug with me in the passenger seat. This probably pre-dates car seats. She looks over at me and drifts off the road. As typical with many drivers, she jerks the wheel in an over-correction and sends the Bug tumbling down the highway.

Release the tether, chase down the runner, and impale him when he suddenly stops.

There’s no such thing as a Chevette that needs “a little work,” even when they were brand-new, off the showroom floor. And the engine compartment is so crammed that doing anything below the air cleaner requires Donald Trump-sized hands.

I hate Chrysler and I would drive the hell out of that.

Exit the parking garage after work onto a one-way street, with cars lining both sides. As I approach another parking garage, a vehicle comes tearing out and aims directly at me. The parking garage this individual exited has a sign at the exit, drivers’ eye-level: “No Right Turn.” Red Letters. White Background. Can’t…

I hate F1 weekend.

Don’t forget her other gem:

Fonzie looks entirely too thrilled for words

Stop playin’ with yourself, Hooper.

The last place I want to be is caught in any Crossfire.

Summer’s Eve bro needs to lose his license. For-fucking-EVAR.

Salt is salt. Sodium Chloride. NaCl. ALL salt comes from the ocean, and ALL salt is “self-preserving.” (that’s just stupid.) It doesn’t expire, despite the expiration dates you might find on your “Himalayan sea salt” (which isn’t actually from the Himalayas, but 200 miles away in Pakistan.) The crap they mix with it…

Salt is salt. Sodium Chloride. NaCl. ALL salt comes from the ocean, and ALL salt is “self-preserving.” (that’s just…

I know I feel better about my ‘06 V6 Solara SLE. (pssst... Solaras are Camrys.)