“First annual”

The “Thanos Was Right” mug Clint was using made me blow air out my nose.

According to their version, he ain’t with Jesus. His dead ass is in a hole waiting for Jesus to return. 1 Thessalonians 4:16:

Cast Away and Hooch

I discovered a sword from the Crusades and all I got was this lousy certificate.

Had me at Helen Mirren. Had me again at Lucy Liu.

I’ve been using Pull to Refresh on Safari for quite some time. I don’t think it’s anywhere close to new.

$500.

TikTok should be eliminated from the face of the planet. 

Abbott and the rest of the Texas GOP need to be in prison.

I got one of these as a kit from some other getting place. Came with an 8GB MicroSD card you could load up with video (after converting). The remote didn’t have a nice 3D-printed shell. The fun was putting it together and painting the plain white TV shell.

The laser line helps them make sure they’re wrapping it around someone’s neck so that the barbs have a better chance of embedding in the jugular/carotid so when they rip them out, the vic... uh, perpetrator is “incapacitated.”

“Defleshed” is a Swedish death metal band. The word you’re looking for is “denuded,” as in stripped; divested of covering; laid bare. As a writer, you should probably know that.

Is “intriguing” a funny way of saying “bewildering”?

Carol Ritter? Holy carp! She was one of my best friends in middle school! (I also had a huge crush on her, but she was more interested in my best friend. heh. 12-year-olds are dumb.) So disappointing to learn she was embroiled in all this.

OxiClean is just sodium percarbonate with a bunch of useless fillers. You can buy 2lbs of pure sodium percarbonate for about $14 on Amazon and it’ll last a LOT longer.

OxiClean is just sodium percarbonate with a bunch of useless fillers. You can buy 2lbs of pure sodium percarbonate…

“ridged”

“Touristy as balls”

“Don’t go to Rainey Street.”

It was only 85° on Sunday, 77 on Saturday. Whereinhell do you live that either qualifies as “scorcher”?