That actually looks pretty good, compared to stock. Imma look into the body kit. Mine is already lowered, because I need to replace all the struts.

There’s nothing inaccurate about this. Source: own an ‘06 Solara SLE convertible. It’s dull. Boring. Borderline fugly. If I wasn’t in a pickle at the time, I’d have gotten a different car. As it was, I bought it out of necessity after getting reamed in a divorce—I couldn’t afford to keep my yummo V8 4Runner, and after…

One more...

So... Static Electricity McQueen

I can’t see that name without sticking “bodacious” in front of it, and things just go downhill from there.

One of my all-time favorite vids, because the delightful weirdness that is Walken. Hell of a hoofer, but never accept a watch from him.

Two reasons I stopped listening to the radio while driving:

This caused me to check my leave balances. Annual leave is capped, and any unused at the end of the year rolls over to sick.

“Vision Coupe”

That was a fun weather weekend! Good news is that it looks like the weather if gonna cooperate this year. Mostly. So arks will not be required.

Already?

Back in ‘82, I drove home in rush-hour traffic—in Houston—after smoking some red-hair sinsemilla. I was, in the immortal words of Carl Spackler, “stoned to the bejesus-belt.” That was some seriously potent shit. (Is it even still around?)

“Devastated,” indeed. The end of an era.

Well, you can, but...

$9 million tax-free dollars

Yeah, he could prolly pay without flinching.

I fully expect to see this beauty at least partially restored and putting around town.

Last time I went thru River Oaks, the concrete streets were a proper mess. Buckling, potholes and anything but flat and smooth. I’d think they’d welcome this guy driving around the neighborhood. Might help fix their shitty streets.

“...there is no action they can take.”