Torchy’s fixes almost anything. But after being stuck in a rolling turd like that, it’d be hard not to make it my last meal.
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I had to google-translate the Vanguardia page, which resulted in image captions like this
And every one of them used the exact same explosion sound-effect. ONE.
I felt like I was listening to Bob & Doug McKenzie’s missing brother.
OH MY GAWD they touched it with their BARE HANDS!
I haven’t seen so many Resting Bitch Faces since high school. They go well with shoegaze.
What do you call a car that’s been totaled by the insurance company?
Plot twist: That’s its final form.
Leaving an unattended vehicle running is illegal in Texas.
The difference between a cactus and a BMW: a cactus has pricks on the outside.
Authorities do not suspect a terrorism connection or continued threat to public safety
It’s called a “noise ordinance.” It’s a law that had to be enacted because while reasonable, respectful people tend to have some degree of consideration for their neighbors, the narcissistic chooms with the manners of inbred pigs and brains of a doorknob don’t seem to understand that blasting loud music—especially at…
My dad had a certificate hanging on the wall for years, for his participation in Operation Hardtack, “signed” by some Air Force brass. I never asked what it was for. But certainly a military thing.
He has several amusing stories about his stint as an Air Force medic when he was stationed on Johnston Island. Like having…
$8,000?
Former university shuttle bus driver here. You think school children are disgusting?
We had a fleet of about 75 buses, most of them being International 3800s. About 40 of them would circle campus and outlying areas for the uni students from about 6 am until 6 pm, then 2 buses splitting east and west campuses until…
a “devout Christian”
Nailed it