Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

It’s getting dull without him and Murray around.

I’m sitting in a chair and I think that sideline move broke my ankles. Damn.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Counterpoint. He is butt.

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

If you steal a dollar, you are a criminal; if you steal a billion dollars, you are a genius.

But, as the first response to this tweet noted, “But summers off!”

DTJ is the spitting image of his father where he thinks everything he says and does is completely brilliant and hilarious, but he couldn’t be more fucking rock stupid if he was cloned out of a piece of shale.

The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot people in a school, or in a house of worship, or a movie theater, or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if…

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

*cue David Attenborough voiceover*

Here is my overly-simplified process of how an ad pitch works.

Actually I think most of the theory behind advertising is that it doesn’t matter whether people enjoy your ad, remember your ad, or any of that. The only thing is them seeing your ad. Repetition of the brand name develops a sense of familiarity, so when you are in a store and choosing between products people usually…

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Good. The only thing players can do to gain back the leverage they once had is show a willingness to miss paychecks to get what they want in the long run. Without making that clear, the league will always have the upper hand in CBA negotiations.

I think this is good fun beef. It helps that Westbrook is a crazy person.