I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

Hearing of this for the first time, Rob Schneider immediately walked off the set of Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo 7: Deuce Goes To High School. Finally he’s free to pursue his real dream, working with Scorsese.

This whole post is [sic].

The owners can’t help it, their natural body movement is to sign documents screwing people out of money.

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

“Ah yes, having three #1 starters will make you unbeatable in the Playoffs.“

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Sure, I’ll give the basic gist. First, he (this is written by Bodrov) talks about how white people are always super cautious around black people because even a cursory complaint from an African-American could cause any white person to lose their job. He blames the government for creating conditions under which no…

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

Behold, the only effective way to actually protect and promote the health of football players:

Carrie Fisher should never have gone Solo.

Capela should have never gone solo.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

The best case scenario for low wage workers is an equal cut of the profits of the company that only runs because of them. And no, being a social experiment at a coffee shop is nobodies idea of a best case scenario, unless by worst case you are talking about bringing back the 80 hour work week and child labor.

What strawman? Uber exists because it ignores labor laws. Just like anyone else who ignores laws it has an advantage over others who don’t.