the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Great. Just great. Now I gotta like this guy. Trump fucking ruins everything!!!!

That makes one of us.

“Then again, she just Instagrammed an Anne Frank quote...so maybe not.” Shut.Up.

There are links in the article that show him using the n-word on multiple occasions.

It’s nice to see someone get a real world penalty for internet hate speech.

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

Is it wrong that I feel let down that it was just a few people protesting and one guy yelling “shame”?

Just wait til spring when he wants to golf every day.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

It’s cute you actually think he’s driving the bus...

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

I believe a coupla sheriffs have offered up their inmates as slave labor.

Check out the stupidity of this.

So Melania’s next, right?

Use a false Social Security number to come to America and spend 20 years doing honest work and raising a family and we’ll exile you.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.