Michael Wetzel is a family friend with 6 kids. We are in shock.

You can take the player out of St. Louis.

But a lot of people - even so-called progressives - are unable to separate the individual asshole from the larger marginalized group they belong too. And unfortunately, the way they choose to disparage and mock the individual asshole more often than not winds up disparaging and further ostracizing the entire group.

I can’t stop laughing at this:

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

For what it's worth, Branyan was always a solid utilities man.

“and would have went to another if the refs didn’t suck in Seattle.”

I sort of like a world where Duke gets the shaft from the refs.

I believe it was right before Kam laid him out on the sideline three years ago.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Have we not learned anything from Machete?

And for the the blade, don’t forget

I agree with him, and moreover I don’t think it’s controversial to say that Iraq was a bigger blunder than all those things. We haven’t even seen the full consequences yet.

The guns at night

Yes, it very much fucking is off base to say that, unless by “known better” you mean he should have been sitting at the front door with a shotgun waiting to greet this dickbag properly. It is not in any way required or expected for Derek Fisher or Gloria Govan to make relationship decisions based on fear of what Matt…

As far as stories go, his continued insistence that Jackie Robinson was out has got to be the best. From the NYT:

Maybe its imitation crab. The real crab cakes were fed to the organizers to get them to agree to the menu item.

Well, we all know Jobu was no help with the curve. Straight ball he hit very much.

Adrian Peterson says it’s okay because that’s how the 49er fan was raised.

“Feel Like Bacon Love”