What’s taters Precious?

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pulling for A-Rod to pass everybody. Fuck it, I want A-Rod to hold the career records for homers, RBIs, hits, and literally everything else. I want Rodriguez to start pitching and win a fuckload of Cy Youngs.

Good for Rodriguez. No bigger fan of Mays than I (first of hundreds of Giants games at Candlestick for me was 1960), but Rodriguez hit 661 and deserves all the accolades that come with it.

Just go ahead and continue ignoring that this all started because the Colts complained about the possibility of deflated balls during (and in prior) a game, the refs looked into the deflated balls, then found deflated balls. All of this signifies nothing.

Must be difficult to go through life requiring that everything be literally spelled out for you, and being unable to understand things from context.

There are moments when you feel like life is going by too quickly. Seeing Paul Blart, I imagine, will cure you of that feeling — every second is an hour, every minute is an eternity. In that time, cities will crumble, generations will have lived and died.

Ugh. I lived with a girlfriend once and I hated it. I'm afraid to get married simply because I don't want to live with anyone. Ever.

In the next Adequate Man, "How to adjust to the girlfriend moving in after you've lived by yourself for years."

It’s a piece of shit car towing place, the people who work there are almost always assholes. They are subhuman. I like her even more because of this.

Honestly, I just like calorie counting...it effectively does what every diet does without the complexity...in other words, if you have 1700 calories then you could eat 7 Mars bars but you'd never be full...so instead you look for foods that fill you up and hit the calorie target...so instead of rice as a side (300…

Isla Malvinas, isn't that the fictional place Argentina always talks about but yet doesn't exist?

This has nothing to do with Clarkson getting canned. You're welcome.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

Haha, awesome! Somehow it reminded me of this old video, so I felt an urge to share:

You think Iran should have nuclear weapons?

Don't worry about him reading this. He went to FSU, remember?

"HNIC," short for "Head Nigger in Charge."

While we're on the topic, does anyone else here take unnaturally fast dumps? Most of the people I know spend 10 minutes or so in the bathroom, but I'm done in literally 30 seconds... if that.