Even though this comment is Nazi, I’m gonna give it an A +

You know, there might be a Ted Talk in this idea you have brought forth.

You mean like that thing out in the desert, Coachella? Wait, I meant that other thing out in the desert, Burning Man. Not to be confused with the greatest thing out in the desert, Las Vegas.

I’m sure Trump will fix that regulation.

Pretty awesome a guy named Torchinsky wrote this

The difference to me is that this is a specific example by the writer. Maybe you could provide a specific example of a person who lost their job to an immigrant?

Glad I read this. It’s a beautiful piece of writing.

After a little late night leaving-the dying-shark-in-the-Walmart-parking lot action, turtles just got to let off the pent up adrenaline somehow

The first quote in your reference is attributed to Robert fucking Kagan

It was bottle nosed dolphins. While fun loving, super intelligent and playful, they will fuck you up if you don’t pay the vig

In Minnesota, Sally’s Beauty supply is open only to licensed cosmetologists.....and hockey players.

The campaign president is Louis J. Marinelli, a New Yorker who lives in Russia^[8] and has received significant assistance from the Russian government to promote his efforts.^[9] The vice president is Marcus Ruiz Evans.^[10] Both men are former Republicans^[11] and Marinelli says he voted for Donald Trump.^[8]

Kasich would slowly garrote the whole state of Ohio if it could make him President.

Dont Know what his real name is, but he will tell you everyone calls him”Drama”

Why can’t I have that FOR my house?

Lo-Rod. Somebody had to say it.

With that analogy, you might think Chaffetz was a punter not a place kicker

Nope. You are thinking of “House of Games”, which is another analogy of the Trump White House

I made $87k last year driving a Metro bus in Seattle.