Dear Jalopnik: what’s the most dependable car with great protection from biological or chemical attack?

Dear fellow MAGANS:

Don’t worry, Kelly Anne Conway can fix it.

I helped piss off Voldemotrump with a twenty dollar bill

I hope his dong is fully recovered soon

Saved 800?

Take a knee?

“Trump’s Ringwraiths of petropolitics”, pg .666

Thank God. I heard Tennessee was burning in December. Turns out it’s just Fire and ice....hold on... what’s that?

Honestly, did anybody watch the whole interview? If so, how were you able to do that?

I concur, bigly.

The plan is Ivanka 2024. Always has been.

Jesus. What a diplomatic dumbass Trump is. No way he visits Pakistan as a President.

She can’t perform without a TelePrompTer. Ironic, no?

Bullshit. Always been a 12th man since the beginning. First number they retired.

Get help

Is it ironic, or just par for the course these days that this happened in a place called “Germantown”?

If your not too big to fail, well, you get to fail.

NBA: We would hate to move a team with such a storied tradition to Seattle

Attention Electoral College: