Moral victory. You gotta be kidding me. Hold on to your special blanket of moral victory and go to your happy place.

At some point, President Trump will get so pissed off at America, he will nuke us.

What? Is Kanye not running?

Or, you could say “ maybe minorities should realize that it is important to vote like the racists do.”

On the bright side, we will not have to worry about medical care, Social Security, or Pell Grants.

Or, Hillary Clinton was a terrible candidate with the appeal of soggy bread, and the charisma of a policeman writing you a ticket.

How’s your view from the high road now, motherfucker?

You can bank on Social Security benefits getting a serious haircut, inflation caused by a trade war, more actual war, riots in the streets caused by immigrants being deported.

Still throwing the neg Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Donald?

According to your logic, if I boo Trump when he goes into McDonalds, I’m booing him for eating.

In all fairness, life is a mystery.

I hope the lasting legacy of Trump is that people wake up to the fact that there isn’t much difference between him and Republicans who actually hold power, like Mitch McConnell. It’s just that they know not to talk about it in public.

To the rabid Trump supporters, everyone is a Journalist but them. It is heartwarming that they believe in gravity though.

They already played the Jets. They missed their window.

If you read just the first two sentences of that comment........well, I’ll just leave it at that

Oh quit trying to innocukate yourself from criticism by acknowledging you are voting for Clinton.

This piece of excrement bought the Sonics for $200 million in 2001. He sold it in 2006 for $35o million, while saying that owning the Sonics was a “nightmare”

Have you ever heard the term “whipping boy”?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

It’s seems like quite der fuhrer.