I still think Trump will win. I really hope not, but there it is.

The Seattle Police Department seems to make no money off the same thing.

Well, that batters my argument

Counterpoint: There are no pancake trucks

Quadroon, Octoroon, or Quintron?

Jesus fucking Christ. Are you kidding me? You write this shit, show that graph, and the inflection point is basically 1947

And here is was hoping for Steve Bartman

“Hitting on 13"

That’s not a lifelike statue of Hillary Clinton because everyone knows she is indestructible

Yeah, exactly like that.

Think that’s bad?

That first episode was great!

Now working at FOXNEWS in 5,4,3,2....

Recess appointment with a majority Demicratic Party Senate is the strategy to go with in that scenario.

First you said “movie stars”, then you said “actors”

The best part is after Sherman takes away Julios right arm he realizes Julio might catch it one handed.

The Cubs are owned by right wing zealots. The Dodgers are owned by a sex crazed cabal with shadowy devil music ties

Mike Pence is my wet dream.

I used to listen to his show when it was over the air