It’s back!

You forgot my sweet move: offering up a magnesium mint whilst you waylay the fair maiden.

Even in retirement Harrison can't pass up a cheap hit to a QB

Hopefully, he does not die crossing a bridge that could have been repaired if the stimulus package had been bigger, or if they had fully funded the transportation bill he blocked.

No, that's the smoke from the burning fire of freedom

What should I be listening to? The sound of the A/C fan in my room? Is Gandalf going to knock at my door? Is there a prowler outside?

Your funny cause you tell people who are reading to listen close, and don't understand the word ingrate.

A) Yes, I am adorable.

Meh. Just sign him up for the Marines. It may not get bigger, but he will never go soft.

A) Didn’t read the article, so I don’t know how you leap to that conclusion. But hey, you did more leaping than anyone sees in an episode of American Ninja Warrior.

Fact filled?

It’s absolutely ridiculous that nobody has called out Kaepernick on his false equivalencies towards the two major political candidates for president

This is great because either you are an excellent troll or you really believe the shit you are writing.

Hillary had Wilder killed to get the Abedin story off the news cycle.

Doesn’t everybody?

Of course it would be, because the world would be full of simple huckleberries like you Trump voters who can’t tell the diff between a dipshit from a popsicle.

I don’t understand how supposedly knowledgeable people do not understand the salary cap, how it is the supposed “equalizer” in the NFL.

My freedoms are not being trampled on by any party other than the Republicans, you slime ridden POS RAPE VICTIM BLAMING TURD BURGLAR.

Nobody cares what you think, trash.

Fuck off with your humble lie, dipshit. Comey NEVER SAID THAT.