I keep telling people Trump isn’t the problem, just an outlier of Republican policy who are out loud and proud.

It’s a new tradition: Vin Scully’s sixth inning retch.

It’s is clearly obvious to any reasonable voter that Donald Trump is unelectable.

Bottom line hot take is that the Cavs have exposed the Warriors by having Kyrie Irving drive to the basket, opening up Lebron to be the best Lebron.

Ha! You said the Blazers.

Meh. Until Edgar retired, Ichiro was the second best hitter on the Mariners.

I don’t understand. But I haven’t understood since Sandy Hook.

“Honey, I love you, but COULD YOU PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET”

Everything you wrote was about how you, you special little candy ass fuck, were inconvenienced in San Fransisco by Obama

You know, if you don't like life in the big city, Mom still has your bedroom ready for you back in podukaville

What a wonderful use of an Carrier Group, just so you aren't delayed on the way to your Mensa gathering.

Dr. Buzzkill.

Well, you know all that herbal medicine and red bull y’all been ingesting?

I bet Ron Weasley was your favorite character

I bet you read all the Harry Potter books

And you should read less fiction and more non fiction. What are you, 12?

I don't know this guy named laptop, but that lady is under charging

And an amazingly stable film camera with crew just happened to be there!

Hey, how is your mom?

The joke is that your moniker is “ the noble house”