Old Gawker Commenter proverb say “never comment on your own comment”

“Slow man close to Cheetah never prosper"

Loving Maya is easy because she is beautiful.

Works with “witchy butt” as well.

I just don't get why the Seahawks didn't resign him for almost free

By the time this is over, these guys will be lucky if they don’t have to hand over their Taco Bell pay checks to Sterling for his Attorneys fees and other damages

How much vodka does it take for you to start writing first-rate satire?

How can you be disparaged if you have never been paraged?

Really? Name three things that Nancy Reagan did that were not done for partisan advantage.

I'm sure Henry Kissinger agrees with you.

If the Koch Brothers support a strong military, and so does Sanders, does that mean they are in bed together?

“It’s GW Bush’s fault”

Bernie should push on Hilaary to talk about promising to expand Social Security.

“Unlike my opponent, I believe in expanding Social Security”

Bernie point blank vows to defend Social Security and Medicare, Hillary says nothing.

Funny how the moderators have plenty of time to let Hillary speak, but have not censured Hillary one time while constantly trying to shut Sanders up

So Hillary supports a right wing junta’s coup in Honduras while publicly condemning it. Now, she wants any Honduran with family in the US to be able to emigrate to the US?

I cannot believe Hillary Clinton would use Honduras as a sword to attack Bernie Sanders when she used Lannie Davis to contact the plotters while publicly condemning the. Coup

It’s OK, Louis. It’s OK.

Was it that piece on “cheap blowjobs in exotic locations, ranked” that caught the eyes of the NYT.