Want scramble egg taste without all the yolk. I use a wok at high heat, throw three egg whites in, let them set without touching them for about 30 seconds, then throw one egg with yolk in while turning heat off. This should soften the other eggs whites while coating them with yolk.

A man holding four penis above his head.

Yeah, but Uncle Milty is right behind you, slowly parting his robe.

This guy did not inherit a dime. He made it, and that is impressive. So that makes him a person worth listening to. He isn't some born-on-second-base-thinks-he-hit-a-double chump that is soooo prevalent in our culture today.

This is what Austin Powers might call being "Wedding Tackled" baby

I have been on coumadin for over twenty years. Whilst I would not want to lead you down the wrong path, I will tell you that Coumadin is a blood thinner, and alcohol is a blood thinner. So, the whole "interfering with the blood clotting" thing will, in my experience(and lets just say I am very experienced) not give…

Could someone PLEASE do a brady bunch opening shot with isolation shots of these losers?

I would KILL for this job. Actually, I don't want the job, I just like killing

Sooooo......is LearnVest's financial advice that a person should go get hit by a car to solve their financial problems? Oh...wait....and get a $85K a year job by the age of 40.

Dear NFC:
WINTER IS COMING!!

My most hated phrase by "color analysts"?

"No one was in the home at the time"

Total obstruction. You do not lift your feet like that to get up, much less do it twice.

I was married for 15 years, I have been divorced for 7. I had two kids, one of which still likes me, the other is a 17 year old girl, so I don't really know if she wants to murder me, or she loves me.

The Dodgers need to get Felix Hernandez out of Seattle. King Felix is a warm weather pitcher who would put the Dodgers over the top.

I tried it once, and thought it was crap. Maybe I am wrong, and will try again. You want delicious? 1. BBQ the living hell out of 4 eggplant, until they look on the outside like giant briquets. 2. Food process ten cloves of garlic with 2 or 3 lemons juiced. Take cooled eggplants, carefully remove skin and put in food…

Until he pranks Howard Stern live on Sirious, he is just another amateur.

I just hope I can get onenin burgandy with the sex panther options

Now you wre-eck-eck-ecked,

You are telling me the guy who had the pull to keep Carter from getting the hostages back until after the election did not know about the F-117, which was being built not more than 40 miles from his house?