Please don’t get a dog if you feel this way.

It took me this much scrolling to get to this comment. Why does the author assume all dogs eat poop? Mine does not eat poop. She’s very picky about putting anything in her mouth. She sniffs it first and if it doesn’t smell like food she won’t touch it. She won’t even put fruit in her mouth if it falls on the floor. It…

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

I’m just as amazed someone thinks it isn’t a pile of shit.

Because it’s really stupid?

What did I just read???

He will never leave jail. He will be considered for parole in 25 years and promptly rejected. Parole boards in the UK have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the offender doesn’t pose a threat to the public before someone on one life tariff is set free, let alone 22 like this. The 25 years is a quirk of UK law, he…

Oh man, one of the women I work with is from South Carolina, and she challenged me to a pimento cheese contest. Apparently, they don’t use cream cheese in Columbia, and she got her ass kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicked by my version with cream cheese.

Once again you outdo yourself. Damn! Damn damn damn. Those new Skillet spots are well-earned.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Man, I miss staying up late on Saturday watching Wings on Discovery Channel...

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

I’m not ready to accept this.

Trust TMZ to take the sleaziest, least dignified angle on any news story. The bottom line is that he was being stalked by paparazzi the day he died. If he was very sick, it might come out later from trusted sources. Or it won’t.

Commuting everyday on the DC Metro, I have found a slingpack to be the most efficient. It’s easy to put on and take off with one hand and, if you need to get something out of it, all you have to do is to swing it in front of you (without taking it off). Try that with a backpack!

A question I’ve been wondering about purpose-packing and multi-use tools in general: how much duplication should one have?

I’m not saying its not $$$ (Although I bought it on Gilt.com for $250) but its quality. I have literally flown around the world with it and it holds up great for all my needs.

I have finally figured out the backpacks that work in my life. It took a while. My every day carry is an Osprey Daylite (in purple, dark enough to match most things but a color that stands out a little in case I need to find it if it tries to run off around me). It has two outside water bottle pockets (one I use for…