You can balk with no one on base, it’s called a ball. Balks are just as much about deceiving the hitter as the runner.

They’re are all Chipper’s illegitimate kids from different road trips, little know fact that it was part of his last contract that all 666 kids get a shot.

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

But nothing tops this baseball possibility:

If your coffee didn’t taste like shit before, it does now. And it’s cold.

Which leads to a question: How do I get those people to use headphones? One guy watches sports TV all day, which makes my ears bleed; another “shares” his music collection with his neighbor.

My job is to edit audio so I wear headphones all day. When I am not editing I am still wearing headphones because I don’t want to talk to anyone. I’m proud to be an isolationist.

Yeah - at least a third of the people in my office are constantly plugged in to their phone, portable radio/music player, or they’re connected to the computer to listen to YouTube/Netflix videos (from minimized windows so the video doesn’t show). In our employee manual/agreement package, it says all of these things…

Nice hyperbole reply there. No one nearly died.

Most white people have no opinion about this song. Of the white people who do have an opinion, most are listening to, requesting, and/or purchasing the song. Don’t believe Gawker that there is some sort of organized race riot... the story here is invented for clicks.

why is this non story getting attention?

Luckily Hope Solo drew up the paperwork. All of the boxes are very large and already blacked in.

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

I had the potato cakes last night, chopped up with gravy and a poached egg. It was A+

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

#whocares #silverlivesdontmatter

Calm down there, Satan.

What..........can I..........do...........for you.........today?

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male

What are you talking about? His comment about Affleck when introducing Matt Damon was hilarious.