What a total cunt this man is. Cunt.

I wonder how long it took the senior editor to bash out this load of drivel on his typewriter and then fax it over to someone that could put it on this thing called the internet so everyone could laugh at it.

She did two years in the Israeli Army as a combat trainer, so I’m not too surprised she could do this.

They only offer vouchers so you get to fly on the same shitty airline some time in the future (assuming you can even use the damn things). They should try offering cold hard cash AND a later flight if they want some volunteers to give up their seats.

and all they get is vouchers for just one more shitty flight on United. Offer cold hard cash and maybe they’d get more volunteers.

I wish someone would give another example of an industry that treat its paying customers so badly as airlines do. I have never gone to a baseball or football game and told I have to leave because they overbooked the stadium and sold my seat twice. The same goes for restaurants, theaters and just about anywhere else in…

I am pleased to have known Bob when he was a diplomat at the US Embassy in London where I worked as locally employed civilian. Bob was in charge of the Visitors Visa Department and was renowned for his booming voice when someone in his section wasn’t behaving correctly to his visa staff.

I watched this last night and it nearly had me in tears. What a giant of a man he was, and how wonderful that he touched so many peoples lives in such a simple way. He’ll always be with us.

This is why I like monkeys more than I like people.

Luckily they had another SEVEN engines to help them land safely. I’m amazed they even knew they’d lost one.

List of prohibited items:

Maybe you should lead with the bit that says they’re only available in Denmark to save people wondering where they can get them.

The bigger question is why is The Weather Channel offering that program?

This isn’t as unusual as the write makes it out to be. Google “airline crash pads” and find out that airline pilots live in ‘dorm’ type conditions to avoid commuting, or look up the RV park at LAX where aircraft mechanics and others live because of the high cost of living.

Ina Garten is the most annoying person on the Food Network. Thanks for confirming this in that short excerpt from her pointless fucking ‘questionnaire’. Oh, and fuck Jeffrey too.

Damn. I want that!

The ‘new’ HR is just a close runner up to the new Cisco in the really annoying character race. He adds absolutely nothing to the storyline.

Worked for this guy

I grew up in England with the pirate radio ships that were moored outside the UK 3 mile limit and broadcasting what was then basically unheard music (Auntie BBC never played ‘pop’ music). Radio London, Radio Caroline, Radio Essex and others were the ground breakers and forerunners for BBC Radio 1 when it opened in…

Looking forward to seeing his GoFundMe page to pay for his astronomical hospital bills and a new wheel chair.