Sex in a movie theater with a real-life non-fictional human

Jesus Christ dude

Another side effect of pot is that it makes people slightly cooler when they smoke it

Eakin's interpretation is accurate here, though. It's just the tamer, less explicit song of two different songs about the topic on the same album.

That is a weird way to watch The L Word.

Except you weren't having sex with your wife. You were playing a video game by yourself.

The movie suffered because they picked the least distinctive character ever to hold the name "Ant-Man" for any appreciable length of time. Henry Pym is a jealous, troubled also-ran even in early stories, while Eric O'Grady is a total asshole in a way that's sort of shocking for a Marvel comic with a Silver Age name.

Weird for you maybe, old-timer.

Messed up, sad people.

That's like saying internal combustion doesn't exist because you start your car with a key.

ok

Who gives a fuck about the dog? I never got that and I've been playing since it was a D&D game on a monitor.

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I have never sought love from a video game.

I think there's an exponential decrease in nerd energy expended over time. By the end of the 21st century, memory of popular film as it exists right now will be so hazy that most nerds will have to include something well-known in history on their list if they want to include anything from as far back as the 2010s,…

I think you can always find movies to enjoy if you keep an open mind.

I don't think so. I think it exemplifies the unwatchable video game movie. The very first error (well, after the little girl screaming the name of the town) was the use of "Ring of Fire" less than a year after "Walk the Line" was released. That song had hit peak retro saturation and I couldn't help but laugh when it…

Bean was set-up for a sequel, which happened.

It was garbage. Why not just commit the second game to film?

I like "Ginger Snaps", but whenever I see "Devil's Rejects" on a horror movie list I feel like I'm reading a scene. It's not a horror movie, it's just a movie that people who like horror movies also happen to like a lot.