The Devil's Rejects isn't even close to a horror movie, cash.

You've certainly struck a blow against all the "internet and meme revisionists" who don't give 4chan enough credit as the source for a bunch of stupid pictures with text splattered on them.

You guys blew your wad with your last four articles about this movie. Cut those up and put them together and you already wrote the review. You don't get two reviews in one week, A.V. Club.

I had a question, a couple days back: why did A.V. Club say "the majority" of this writer's new book "reads like a rambling diary entry", but give it a B minus? I understand this woman became a fight-or-flight panic attack for the uglyface men of Twitter, and I'm sorry that happened, but is the answer to my question…

I don't follow. Everyone knows who Taylor Swift is, or at least a thousand times as many people as know the subject of the article. I understand from the comments here that she's survived the gauntlet of uggo-bitter Twittermen, and my condolences, but this review makes her book sound awful. I wondered why the B minus,…

I have no idea who she is and this review didn't make me interested enough to find out, so there's that.

"The majority of You’re Never Weird On The Internet (Almost) reads like a rambling diary entry, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing"

You write that like he's never been involved in a bad project before.

Get back to me a couple seasons in if it survives and let me know if they did something completely unexpected, because otherwise this is a TV show about a theme park that goes haywire every week. "The dinosaurs are escaping again! And Mandy has a crush on the funnel cake guy, but he might be gay!" Then again, I guess…

On the upside, your friend sounds cool.

What is this, article five about this movie in less than 48 hours, with less than 100 comments on each one?

Could A.V. Club maybe run a couple fewer articles on this twee-burger? It's less and less convincing every time you toss something up here.

I feel like they probably had drones stalking the guy and wouldn't green-light the project until the directional mic picked up certain key terms in Murray's conversations about the topic.

This would be less sad if the Soviet Union weren't known for its masterful cinema.

That bullshit in the trailer that implies the powerful don't owe the powerless? Boo to that, you couldn't get further from Siegel and Shuster, and everything that makes the Superman concept enduring, if you tried. But yeah, I bet it went over great with the Sony execs.

Gerwig pulls Kirke into her whirlwind life as an aspiring exercise instructor/singer/fashionista/cooking instructor/hairdresser/tutor/app developer/freelance interior decorator/writer,

Huh, that's an interesting point. Ecological succession from the loud semi-Farley nerd to the mumbling cringe nerd.

Shit, fuck and piss: nonstop hilarity when used separately, but what happens when an enterprising comedy critic combines them into one word? We'll have the reaction from the playground when we come back.

I think it's great that you loved the place, no joke, but Transformers Legal Discussion Store is kind of what I mean. For me that would be like that scene in the bordello episode of The Simpsons where Grandpa comes in, puts his hat on the rack, sees Bart, flips around, takes his hat off the rack and walks back out…

*puts one on the board for u*