Why would he go out to visit people who don’t respect him, when he can stay at home for that?

one of the worst aspects of pop culture internet was turning every stinking plot point into something that could be “spoiled,” i.e., “twists.” pre-internet, twists requiring spoiler warnings were few and far between. you had your witness for the prosecution or the crying game or even psycho, but those were exceptions.…

Yes, obviously it’s completely unrealistic that he has a French mother and yet has artistic aspirations.

Wait, “The Swear Bear is Going to Fuck U”?

Have you written a book or series of books that you just can’t seem to figure out how to adapt into a major motion picture?

Hi! I’m Akiva Goldsman you may remember me from adapted scripts such as I, Robot, and the DaVinci Code and whether it be YA or a collection of short stories with no coherent plot that shouldn’t…