I’m sure the NBC execs will do a great job making it so that all of this can’t happen again at their company. After all, they did superlative work covering it up. Proven competence! It’s like having a cop investigate themselves for misconduct; they already know what they did, so they will surely implicate themselves…

Unfortunately the only place you can spend Soderbucks is at Soderburger, the home of the Chex, Fries, and Cheerios Bake - so, obviously, you don’t want to eat there because all its foods are just there to satisfy bizarre and horrible puns instead of being anything comprehensible, much less edible.

I’m sure some will. There will be people to fight them, and they will eventually win, and in the process they will help stop the same thing from happening again.

But that makes them uncool! But that makes them cool! But that makes them uncool! But- but- but- stack overflow encountered. Powering d-d-d-d-down nuclear missiles. Tell my wife Iiiiiiiii...

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold... liquid nitrogen! It burns your skin but it’s incredibly cold! The Riddler must be hiding out in the old abandoned cryogenic nitrogen plant on Grove Street!

I think a pretty good way to tie Culber’s murder into the broader storyline is that it’s the reason why Stamets suicided his mind - he could see the future and alternate dimensions and in those he saw Culber die, and causality becomes exceptionally difficult to pick apart when that’s happening to you. It’d be like…

Donald Trump is president of the United States of America.

I completely agree. Anything that could be truly “spoiled” by knowing the plot is all surface. A good piece of media gets better as you re-encounter it and think more about what’s going on and why. There’s certainly nothing wrong with seeking out the sensation, but if you’re spoiled on something it’s pretty easy to…

It definitely sounds more like Cape Fear, but with Payne’s involvement I’d expect more black comedy in line with what What About Bob? generally trended to, when it wasn’t confused about what kind of movie it wanted to be. I’m guessing the darker elements came from Murray, who was pushing for much, much bleaker…

Gross.

And can I just stress again, as a victim of this media monster’s consumption of the AV Club, that this “pending approval” process is a complete disaster? Every comment in this weekend is pending. That completely stunts conversation and drives people into Twitter and Tumblr and other places where rationality and…

This is the kind of thing that thrives when you can’t say that, oh, what this George Bush guy is saying is not true. That being tough on crime increases crime rates and the rate of unjust imprisonment, which should rightly be considered criminal acts of their own. That there is a reality out there, and we can figure…

We could also shoot Spacey and Weinstein, et al into space

Oh no, they did screw up the enlarged version. They had no toner in the yellow compartment - and you can tell it’s not modified because the seal’s pink too. This is visible at 5:39, if it doesn’t autoplay at the right point:

An attack on the movie isn’t an attack on you for liking it.

The PR firm should take this as an opportunity to play the heel. The more they can rile up people about how they paid for a (super lame) fake protest, the more exposure they get. Maybe they could drag this guy behind a pickup for breaking his NDA? Pay more clowns to protest that they faked a protest?

So like a dying cat, they’re looking for some place of solitude for it to peacefully pass away? Cool, message received.

Let’s see if Kinja decides to eat this post as well, or get desynchronized on its databases, or gets highlighted for approval, or what the fuck ever. Man.