This is true. Seeing him continually moving the goalposts and redefining the parameters of his bullshit “no republicans owned slaves” claim was pretty entertaining.

Here’s your Serena soundbite.

Republicans: “If you don’t like it you can leave”

Black people: “Ok write me that check for 400 years of unpaid work and...”

The one positive to this shitstorm is watching D’Souza get owned over and over by actual historians on Twitter. 

Every single one of these motherfuckers think they’re pulling some David Copperfield level of sleight of hand when they pull this shit. “Did you know Martin Luther King was a Republican?! It’s the DEMOCRATS who opposed civil rights.”

Sue is probably a proud Liberty University alum. She can keep it. 

Sue’s college should snatch back the degree she clearly stole because such the pathetic conclusion she came to shows a poor understanding of the material; she clearly cheated her way through

In defense of Sue’s college, it’s not clear from her post that she actually got a degree. 

Why do white people think they are smarter than everyone else?

1. Bryan, you are a goddamn liar. Your argument is pathetic and not worth addressing. Black people do not and should not concern ourselves with white resentment any more than a parent should pay heed to a child having a goddamn tantrum. The caucasity needed to whine about white people being resentful about being…

Republicans: “Get off the plantation.”

“Officer that man punched me in the back. Since I feared for my life, turned around and it was like:”

It probably was the cops.

Whole Foods is where white people get crazy, also Trader Joe’s.

I come here for the comments. 

One day I noticed a white person sitting in a car across the street for hours, same car the next day and next. Just staring at our townhouses.

You have to buy the book, son!

I’m so glad you’re okay! 

I shoulda done this the other day when this dumbass white dude decided to protect a fellow white person who’d decided to argue with me in a Whole Foods about how I chose to honk at another white person cutting me off from the middle lane to take an illegal left.

So, what happened with the BMW? You just gonna start a story and don’t finish it?