I own an older C5, and what I’ve learned is the best way to enjoy a Corvette is basically to never associate with the typical Corvette owners. The model is great. It’s owners? Well... If you like sitting in folding lawn chairs, spending an entire afternoon detailing your car with diapers, hiding the car when there’s a…

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

I'm gonna be honest, I think it's less about stupidity and more All The Cocaine 

I hope everyone who’s upset with this situation is just as uncomfortable with the police who aren’t charged in the killing of unarmed black men, because in the end they’re being treated the same for the same reason.

I bet that dude with airplane engine parts in his yard is now hallucinating a rabbit-man.

They aren’t as bad about the appliance thing as they used to be. They hated any and all fun cars twenty or so years ago. Since then they try to rate things for what they are designed for. They absolutely love most of the sports cars they test, even if they can’t recommend some of them because of reliability, and they…

Step 1 - Spin off Porsche

Qaren

If they wanted to do a NASCAR show a postwar drama about bootleggers in the rural South is right there. It could look fantastic with classic stockers on the beach at Daytona and all the period touches everyone loves. But really this is a better reflection of NASCAR as an organization. A fake smile, a hollow chuckle…

Give GM a little credit here. We’re talking about a huge company that not too long ago made some utter pieces of shit on wheels and had a serious badge engineering problem. What they are doing here is not only a complete re-brand but a complete product and service portfolio replacement. That is amazingly difficult for…

Chevy. They talk about how their Bowtie dates back to 1913. It does, but it’s been updated a bunch of times. Check this variation out from 1955. I like it a lot better than the boring gold one of today. I think it would work well today.  The current logo screams CHEAP compared to this one.

From the “modern” era, I’m going with Jean Alesi and Robert Kubica. Alesi was betrayed by inferior equipment and poor reliability more times than I can count. I still believe Kubica has champion-level skill, it’s just a shame he got hurt so badly in that rally accident. Ironically, both drivers have only one win to…

Perhaps his wishes were to not let the world know his true identity until a couple months after his family had had the opportunity to properly begin the grieving process. Perhaps he performed in anonymity for reasons you don’t need to know about. Perhaps it’s not about you.

I’m glad I rank right up there with a good bowel movement. There’s honestly nothing more satisfying, amiright?

Rob, I’m sure I speak for others when I say that reading Nice Price or No Dice is almost as important a part of my morning routine as a cup of coffee and taking a deuce. Thanks for what you do.

Can’t help but think we are only following this story because the black man involved is relatively well-off and has some measure of fame. If this was just some random guy and his son who happened to be black, let alone (for example) a poor black family, or a guy who had any kind of police record, or an employee of the…

I don’t like to see people lose their jobs in this pandemic, but-

Audiophiles ruin being an audiophile. You can be an audiophile if you build a good sounding audio system because you honestly appreciate hearing high fidelity music with all the details honestly reproduced. Then your buddy Gary comes over and says something like “ooo but you should really upgrade to lower oxygen…

Correction: the seller with 7 additional burner accounts voted NP.

Sometimes it feels like you put stuff up here for us to just no dice it into oblivion