The Chiron was a step in the right direction, but it still has too much of the Veyron DNA.

Just graft the Lambo grill onto a Hyundai Veloster N and you’re basically there.

My friend’s daughter is about 30-years-old and is getting married next month. I held her when she was a week old.  The Mrs. and I are flying to southern CA for her wedding. 

Rory, is this what you want Jalopnik to be? I know that there are still some very talented writers here, who are passionate about the automotive world. It would be nice to see more of them, and less of... This. I don’t like responding to hate with more hate, but if I came across Jalopnik as a new reader and read a…

That first sentence is doing you no favors. 

Excuse me Elizabeth, but this is clearly another short-seller hitpiece on noted philanthropist and Tony Stark-irl equivalent, Elon Musk. I have been assured by numerous people online that he is an amazing and perfect person, and by extension so are his companies.

My ex-girlfriend, who should never have been given a driver’s license, did this with me in the passenger seat on three separate occasions during our three-year relationship.

I live in Worcester and work in Boston (ok Waltham)...

Smells like a migraine to me.

This was the first thing through my mind. How many smuggled people are trapped in this thing?

And here I am thinking I’m Mr. Big Spender because I had a sandwich artiste create a bespoke ham on 9-grain for lunch today.

Not that one. That fucker would have to walk. 

there’s only one logical course of action. you must register the domain milfhandjobs.com, and make it into the new best online resource for amphibious vehicles!

I am sure he gloved up for this post. 

But you know you want to, even if you don’t realize it yet

I feel the need to weigh in on this as I am a bicycle mechanic. More specifically I am my shop’s ebike mechanic. Putting a Rad ebike together is pretty easy, especially if you come from an automotive back ground. The real issue with these wide tire hub motor ebikes is when you get a flat. While popping out the old…

Just by adding struts to the top corners would make it massively more stable.

The problem with the Burlington VT airport is they just recently replaced f16s with f35s. These new louder planes pushed a massive low income mostly rental area into noise levels that are considered completely unliveable.

Those things remind me of the switchblade car in Spy Hunter.

“make getting into the correct gear such a nightmare!”