Rich guy Bradley has a backyard. Lives next to fancy Kristen.

This would cost way less in America. It would be a 30k car here. And yeah, I’d buy it.

That would be awesome! But a lot of work. I think my laziness will outweigh my desire for elegance before that gets finished, haha.

That does make a lot of sense; you usually see something like plastic, chrome, and wood, or leather, chrome, and carbon fibre, etc...

Agreed. COVID-19 is not some persistent aerosol that is randomly distributed throughout the environment and can strike at any time. It’s not a toxic gas, or radioactive ash, or a bioweapon designed to kill as widely as possible. It doesn’t exist in the air around your car as you drive along.

A friend in high school had one of these. She slid it into a tree at a relatively low speed and it twisted into an oddly grotesque pretzel shape. We can complain about how heavy modern cars have become but they are immeasurably safer than anything built before the 1990s. 

Clearly being a technician by trade pretty much limits me to only having old shitboxes because I have the tools and facilities to fix them myself and customers sometimes give up on cars that I can obtain for cheap, fix them and drive them myself for awhile.

TBH aren’t all Bugatti’s ugly?

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

Love that episode. The fact that Doug has become as popular and well-known as he is gives me hope. That a weird dude from Colorado talking about ‘quirks and features’ now gets millions of views on YouTube means that there are still Jalops out there.

The first time I ever saw a Brat was circa 1986 in NZ...it was somewhat smaller, but I still wanted one.

Bitchin’ Camaro, bitchin’ Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin’ Camaro, bitchin’ Camaro
Now I’m in all the papers

Agreed it seems pretty obvious, but news agencies and media can’t report conclusively unless a suspect has been proven guilty. If they said she was drunk but it turns out to have been the result of something different, Jalopnik could be held liable for slander.

I marble at the distance it travelled.

Holy shit those make the hideousness of this thing that much more apparent.

He won’t understand you - you’ll have to speak American.

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

Good guess

I think that they retract into his sleeves when threatened, like a turtle.