Under-over on it being more American than this?
Easily the best thing I’ve read here in ages. Thanks for this!
Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.
One of my favorite Japanese commercial series is Tommy Lee Jones hawking Boss coffee.
Here’s What I Learned:
Apparently, I’m an asshole of the highest order when coming out of anesthesia. My wife has been present when I awoke from knee surgery, wrist surgery, hernia surgery and elbow surgery. She claims that I was an insufferable prick every single time and has vowed that I’m on my own the next time. Guess I need to see how…
In fact, Japan has committed to powering its fishing industry with large-scale hydrogen-power adaptation. The Japanese government has committed to a 15% reduction in shipping industry emissions by 2030, and this kind of tech could get it there much quicker.
Haha! Yeah, that would have been a double whammy. They just gave me see Ibuprofen, which was really all I needed anyways.
Ha! I had to get knocked out for my vasectomy, and my wife was really looking forward to me making an ass of myself coming out of anesthesia. She assumed I would, because I’m the lightest of all lightweights, as someone who has never drank or used drugs.
There were no guns. They just wanted insurance to buy them a new one.
God alone knows what the Lego version is going to go for.
Saw one of these, in the flesh, the other day in LA. It’s like the ugly duckling straight Panamera morph’d into this gorgeous, gorgeous car.
A previously healthy 34 year old just died in Dallas from the flu. Get your flu shot. Hell, go to Target and get a $5 gift card for getting your flu shot. You get paid to lower the risk of you getting at best a pretty awful virus and at its worst you can die.
Harley unveils the latest bike its dealers will work hard to bury.
Did he forget Elon is an African American?
I would have thought the best part about owning an Eos was driving whatever loaner the dealer gave you when your Eos was in the shop.
Why does it take having someone about to leave for us to get an article like this. This is the kind of shizz we need every freaking day.
I know I’m reading a lot in between the lines, but it appears to me that the Aston Martin guy needs to get into something ordinary and find a competent therapist instead (not one of the glorified drug dealer kinds). I think people expect to be happy too much, but there seems to be an exceptional depth of unhappiness…
Probably a racist youtube “influencer” made good. It is what happens when you get rich from being an idiot.