Is your mom a modern or post modern mom?

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He was abusing the poop out of the curbs.

1) this car is not as nice looking in real life as it is in photos.

True story time. I used to work at a major recording studio in NYC. Many many successful rap and r n b records were recorded there. Among the clientele was a rapper who’s first and last letters of his rap name start with j and z respectively. His girlfriend at the time (and who may be his wife now) was an extremely…

Adam Savage, if you are reading this. I respect you more for not attending burning man.

I’m late to the game, but Hudson would be a good one.

A Yugo with an LS swap.

“...looking like nothing more than thin, hollowed-out metal cages.” Reads like a simile for gawker.com

After saying a tearful good bye to my Silverado a while back, I am going to look at a Ridgeline. My vanity will force me to buy a wider rim and tire combo, because the stance of the Ridgeline is what fucks it up the most for me from an aesthetic standpoint. It is everything I need from a truck when I need a truck.

You all picked great jalop behicles. With the exception of the squareback all of these cars are going to suck for street parking and if you park in a garage you will get upcharged for having an SUV. The metro rally mentioned before is the best answer or an Impreza-based Subaru with new belts and a head gasket factored…

Your profile name makes me LOL everytime I see it

Free health care + poutine =/= good taste

Van Diesel stars in:

Reading between the lines here, it would seem that this is a neighborhood full of assholes all trying to out-asshole one another.

Sorry to play into gender roles here, but Archie’s questionable application of foundation made it hard for me to take this video seriously.

It probably looks better in person, as most modern cars do, but it is simultaneously too tame and too over the top.

I have long had a sneaking suspicion that Old Rol’ (that’s what I call him cuz we are BFF) is a commenter here (Jalopnik / lanesplitter). Maybe he will pipe in to let us know. It’s a shitty thing to have happen. Hope he and the others are ok and no one tries some BS lawsuit stunts. On the other hand I have also…

She’s always drunk when she yells it at me.

Thanks. My mom still tells me I’m smart.