You may be the greatest GT ambassador on the world’s most popular auto blog. You deserve one for at most a couple of bucks.

Something as fundamentally objective as math has hurt a lot of feelings.

What would the EQ Bi-quad be?

EQ lo-pass (stanced)

EQ parametro

EQ Kompressor multi...? (The plug in hybrid supercar)...?

EQ Kompressor

EQ all pass

No mustang will ever be loud enough to give innocent bystanders adequate warning of their impending fate. Thus ford has started testing pedestrian airbags, which they are currently beta testing, as you can see here.

Bongzilla is the best type of music. Earth Crisis is a close second.

I bet the real secret to this guy getting 610 horsepower out of the 5.7 is the fact that this challenged Mopar owner has proprietary rights to the majestic ether of Donald Trump’s flatulence. All this other bullshit on the video is him throwing us off the scent.

Dear Mercury,

I really like this idea. You should get Rain Noe involved. Why him; I don’t know except that he might appreciate this brilliant idea. One suggestion: a wrapper that allows you to warm your toobwich / bagameal on the engine block while you are traveling.

As a person on the old side of the millenial generation one of the issues haunting the boating industry is an aging consumer base and it is failing to bring a younger group in because it is so fucking expensive. Not to mention the fact that many of my generation are choosing to live in urban areas. It’s a complex…

Looks like one of the creeks in cutchogue, but the dock construction made me question the location.

Is the picture of your boat tied to the dock in cutchogue? It’s a beautiful boat.

My uncle had an old wooden Chris Craft cruiser that he started restoring, but never finished before his health took a turn for the worst. I love those boats - even the modern Chris craft are beautiful.

It’s ok to not know. It’s cool that you had an open mind. I guess this was your first real world lesson on how hull design can impact your enjoyment of boating.

I’ve said it before, but I wish Jalopnik would do more with boats or a boat subblog. Most boating media is basically copy-paste PR bullshit. Which, as a somewhat a-typical boat owner and enthusiast, is a difficult pill to swallow. However, I am guessing that the market is simply not there.