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Somewhat random question. I have, in the least, saved my car from being totaled and possibly saved my own life by accelerating out of a potential wreck. Two large vehicles were merging into my lane at the same time from opposite sides, braking would have made me the filling of their sandwich. Are autopilot and / or

The worst thing about this rant is that this person is delusional enough think that is actually an essay.

Windows or not, it will surely get booted (and re-booted) a lot in urban areas.

Mazda should focus on being the brand that VW will no longer be: quirky, fun, handsome, and practical cars. Just up the reliability compared to VW. But a VAGal-esque diesel move would not be good. Mazda needs to slow down. The VAGal maneuver can kill people if done wrong.

Now 24% stiffer and 53% more brittle!

Oh, wait. I forgot about determination of alpha designer based on the ratio of the number unbuttoned top buttons to buttoned bottom buttons.

Isn’t the rule in design that the person that abstractly waves their hands the most gets credit for the design?

Are you tuft enough?

I’m almost beyond the stigma that Kia and Hyundai created for themselves early on, but I swear that I see more Kia/Hyundai drivers smoking with their windows closed than any other brand. That's a tough association for me to break free of.

Tesla and Solar City could be a good thing for the consumer even though it is questionable from the point of view of financial ethics (does such a thing even exist?) Here is my personal anecdote. I've looked at Teslas a couple of times, but ultimately can't justify the cost. I've done some quick research to see if I

Allow me to make a suggestion:

A long time ago some kids in Queens (I think) were throwing rocks off of an overpass onto cars and killed someone. So there is a very valid argument for this.

Or you could just get a boat that was engineered to float... And maybe fly:

Owner’s logic:

It was in westchester.

Can’t unsee now. DAMN YOU!

Is it wrong for me to be afraid to say yes?

My wife and kids were hitting up a local diner for dinner a few months ago. There was a CTS in the parking lot and my wife noted how handsom it was. As we parked a few older men approached the car and the first thing they did was pop open the trunk. If one were to stereotype these gents they would fall into the

I can’t go this year. I’m going to have faith that Jalopnik will continue to exist and you will repeat this next year.🦄

The front end reminds me of a snaggletooth.