I knew there had to be a sliver lining

Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.

I don’t think abortion is a right, but rather a choice you are able to make when you have rights. If others are able to dictate the relationship between a woman and her doctor, or what she does with her family, or what medications or birth control she can take based on their religion and beliefs, does she have rights?

This country is fucking stupid. Obama is going to leave with a high approval rating of around 60%, with a majority approving of how he handled major things like terrorism, the economy, and health care. Meanwhile, instead of choosing the candidate Obama endorsed and who promised to build on his legacy, they chose…

I think Trump knows that his base doesn’t really want an end to the ACA so he’ll make a huge splash by vetoing the repeal. Trump has a golden opportunity here to stand up to Congress and he bladder take it.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

You seem to have forgotten that Lochte is drug tested for everything under the sun, and frequently. Even if he was going to try to risk it (and risk losing his medals if they hair tested him, since some drugs have long half lives and he might not be able to prove that he only took the drugs before the swimming events…

You should read “Command and Control”, just to realize how easily it could happen by accident.

They laughed at my job. I laughed at their screams!

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I remember this story vividly, and also remember being pissed that it was Margaret who said it because I felt that having a character as annoying as her make a declaration like that turned it into a petulant statement rather than a motivational one.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

But that gives me an idea for a new horror movie... Killer Carpet!!

Referring to your political opponents as a “virus” is how you go full Hitler.

This whole thing smells rotten. Rotten to the core. The Turkish military has never instigated a coup with just a small contingent of soldiers and no backing from the military heads. And it has never failed in its objectives to uphold the laic state. NEVER! The weirdest thing though is that in a mater of hours from the…

From your typing fingers to God’s gmail account.