Look at the number of dildo assaults to back this up

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet intakes.

And release thousands of thugs into the streets?

Quelle surprise.

The actual fantasy I have is kidnapping Assad - a far more difficult endeavour. Then making him cry like the coward he is on tape, while commanding his forces to stop massacring his own people.
Then kill him. I’m thinking some kind of force-feeding of his own balls to him. But classy.

Also, I would not kill Hitler. I’d…

Don’t let him hear the radio version of War of the Worlds then. He might start launching nukes at New Jersey.

At least he’d take out all those Muslims who were celebrating on 9/11!

Don’t let him hear the radio version of War of the Worlds then. He might start launching nukes at New Jersey.

“The scrapyard’s owner was not available for comment at this time.”

I’d play this game if it was in the App Store

the bigger danger is hydrofluoric acid that is generated by Li-ion batteries. Even trace amounts can cause serious issues especially with eyesight. It’s actually released as a vapor in the smoke and flame.

Fun fact about alcohol: it’s a vasodilator, which means that it causes blood vessels to expand. That’s why you feel warmer if you have a drink as more blood than usual rushes to the surface of your skin. Chronic abuse of alcohol weakens these blood vessels so they eventually burst, leading to the ruddy, uneven…

Yeah. Cute kid, not smelly at all... but... he... didn’t even react.

And analyze. Lots of analyzing. And I would have punctuated with an enormous number of colons.

Speaking as a devout Catholic (of a left wing bent), Protestants never seem to understand that there’s no principle of general papal infalliability—ordinarily, the Pope is human and highly falliable, making mistakes like any other human. There’s a reason why the Pope has his own confessor and attends weekly…

So does Trump’s immediate family.

The thought of Rex Tillerson and Boris Johnson in a sauna together makes me want to lobotomize myself.

The only people who think war is good are the ones who have never fought in a war.

I think a great way to tell if the person you’re talking to saw ground combat is how eager they are to push the military option. Granted not everyone is the same, but my grandpa (on a minesweeper in Pearl Harbor when it was bombed), my dad (tunnel rat in Vietnam), and a close friend of mine (marine in Iraq mid-2000s),…