Yeah, I always start it manually, mostly because her schedule changes all the time and Ganesh forbid it goes off while she’s sleeping and wakes her up.

Dunno about that. What makes a person worthy to wield it? May just be self-importance.

Nope, she’s infertile with PCOS, it’s partly responsible for the hormonal issues and rage, and my lady parts don’t exactly work well either so we don’t plan on either of us having one.

I do and I love it, it’ll get around legs and under stuff pretty easily. Just wrap up your cords and block off any no go areas.  It’ll do 90% and you can tackle the spots it can’t handle every few weeks instead of weekly

He’s done pretty good, considering the diabeetus.

I was looking for the gif/video clip of him saying “No, I’m not dead yet”, but I couldn’t find it :(

Yeah, I’m not far off from how old my parents were last time I saw them, they were certainly younger than me when they had me, but I still feel like I’m college age, other than a few aches and pains and “those damn millennials”.

I’m constantly surprised he’s not dead yet. I also hope he’s doing well, but he was already old when I was a child.  Same with Betty White.  It’s kinda scary to think that we might be “old” for as long or longer than we’ve already lived.

I summered once in NC.  There were two kids near where I was staying named Ketchup and Mustard.

She’s been trying to get into a work sponsored program for a while, it’s a high stress job. While I’m far from being a typical woman and not exactly the cleanest person around, I think I can safely say that most of her stress is caused by her allowing herself to treat any minor thing as the end of the world. Just this…

We’re both women actually.

I’m fine, I’ve learned CBT and I can rationalize where her behavior is coming from, it’s more of an annoyance for me and concern over what she’s doing to herself.

Honestly, we just need a dishwasher. Roomba stopped the floor arguments, a dishwasher will fix the dish issues. Trouble is, apartment won’t allow for one. A lot of arguments can be resolved with technology, hence the original “marital aid” :P

OMG it’s Miss Teen North Carolina!

LOL it’s true, but it’s more for her, she needs regular counseling because she doesn’t know how to properly deal with stress, which is compounded by hormonal issues that drive her to rage over nothing.

It is, and I tell her it is, then she gets upset and plays the victim and sulks, but she was raised under than behavior.

Oh it is. She complains 24/7 about the mess, but never dusts, almost never does the floors or the bathroom, freaks the fuck out if I spill a crumb somewhere (but it’s okay if she drops a bowl full of food).

Nope, nope, and nope. But since the density is questionable it’s a rough guess anyway. Point is, can you imagine the size of a truck that could carry even one million 1L bottles? 40,000 tons is battleship sized.

You’ll see both working in customer service.

Ahh true. The first couple of runs I caught a few snags too. I just gathered up the slack on the lamps and screwed the power bars into the tables and that took care of most of it, with a cable tie fixing up the rest. If not, just put a box or something in front of places you don’t want it to go. Totally worth the…