Honestly, shell out for a Roomba.  We used to argue about the floors, now I just push a button.  She did yell at me for being so lazy about chores that I spent money on a robot though, but it does the job while other things are getting done.

Wait, you mean there’s an alternative to yelling, demanding the Mr drop whatever he’s doing and come and look at something tiny that was overlooked, then slam cupboards and bowls into the sink and loudly announce that you have to do everything over again?

Should that person be doing the dishes? Is that person content doing the dishes? Is he or she any good at doing the dishes? Does the person even have the time to do the dishes based on his or her life and career goals right now?

That’s right, go ICE, keep those satanists (and probably communists!) outta my country. USA! USA!

Wait, that large tower at the start, is that the contents of the tower?

Not far off

Nuclear Dawn. Got into the first match, non-stop spawn killing. 3 minutes was enough.

40,000 tons of cola? That’d be 40 million 1L bottles, assuming the density is close to water and my math is correct. 

Looks like they brought the wood with them and expected to have to use it.

While this sound callous, if this was going to happen, this happening at a sports game tournament may help with the whole “violent video games” nonsense.  If anything it strengthens the competition leading to violence theory.  Though, I’m sure he probably had a copy of Doom in his house somewhere the conservative…

That happened up here neat Toronto a winter or two back.  I normally bike, but in the winter I’ll take the bus.  On this day, I said fuck it and walked.  Took me an hour, but traffic wasn’t moving.  I laughed most of the way, and even more then next day when I heard it took people 4-5 hours to go their normal 10-15…

Munchie Boxes are great. Wish they had them here.

I’d hope for a ball of pure sodium.

Was gonna say...small town? <10k is a small town. Windsor is bigger than Cincinnati or Pittsburgh

Except to answer the question of “have you done any illegal drugs” you can truthfully say no, because it won’t be an illegal drug.

67 hours??  JFC we’re flying to Iceland in a few weeks on a red-eye, I’ll have been up 29 hours when we get our room, I’ll be lucky to still be standing by then.

That, and how the heck were those lunches $10?  I went to Walmart on my lunch and got a pound of cole slaw and 2 big pieces of meatloaf for $5

My fingers hurt. I remember playing with those old latches in my parents various old cars when I was young.

Having a receipt policy doesn’t help that much, you just buy something a few days prior, come back and return that same item from the shelf for a refund because you “didn’t need it”.

Can’t really save much on min wage. Can’t go back to school because I wouldn’t be able to afford it, let alone not work while going to it, and that’s assuming I can even get a job after. Hard enough getting hired at 40+, plus being a woman, plus being a minority.