Let's be honest... Conte's injury is the best thing that's happened to the Bears D this year.

Jay is a gunslinger.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

No, that would be a stupid thing to say.

No love for the AMC Eagle?

You must orchestrate a ban on sharia law, in your shitscapy homeland.

Thank you for proving every word Drew said.

I have to go now because I work for a living.

If you think of the Midwest and the South as geographical buttcheeks, St. Louis would be the sphincter.

I root for the Cardinals and USC. I never thought the day would come when the former would be viewed as more grating than the latter. Not in a million years. But here we are. We did this to ourselves, Cardinals nation.

A race to the bottom.

"Do you have a national championship ring?"

motion to include "sweater puppies"

That's what happens when you break an 87 year streak and not be Massholes

1RRELEV4NT

remember when you could hit people?! I mean I'm 21 so I don't remember such an era but Ditka insists it happened so it must have happened and have been better

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

Signs.