They need something new and fresh and rebellious like "We're not gonna take it"

It's not a recap, you mope. It's three moments from the same play that encapsulate the game. It's funny. You should have fun with life.

The T shuts down before the bars do. It's the biggest political "the cops run the taxis so the city makes more money" fuck you to residents. CTA > MBTA

Not that excited.

Those 9-11 Truthers are thugs

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If only it ran past midnight.

To be fair, Mike Royko has actually gone to that corner bar in the sky to have an Old Style with Slats Grobnik, so you should cut him some slack.

yfw da burrs win the soup herbal

Rosenbloom has kept this shtick going all year. Before the season, he predicted the Bears would go 16-0. It's a thumb to the eye of the idea that anybody can accurately predict anything in the NFL, and I kind of dig it.

As long as the Bears. don't... uh... errr.... WAIT! Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver??

I'll gladly change places. Lived in Chicago four years, loved every second of it, stuff open all night, I can get anywhere I want via the CTA, and 7-11 sells booze.

Compare that to Boston, where I am now, and it's like choosing between Chuck E. Cheese and oblong building blocks.

I hate Rosenbloom's guts. Because he's way too pessimistic.
And many people do so too. And that's why he always gives these Superfan predictions, -out of spite-.

What a great journalist.

Raysism has been responsible for more unnecessary recs than a dusting of snow in Atlanta.

— chief among them...

No need to Shout, gentlemen.

As pranks go, this one is pretty basic

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

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