Let me save the six of you some time:

He gone.

I find the lack of a Yaz reference in this article disappointing.

This message was sent to me about 15 or 16 years ago by a friend named Joe. It HAS NOT been edited. This is an actual e-mail I received. Figured you folks might enjoy it:

Accidental double post. It just rips my heart out when I do this.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Maybe, just maybe, Richard Sherman IS an asshole.

False. The best part is the masshole at the 5:31 mark giving the double barrel solute to the skydivers.

Pictured: The view from Richard Sherman's pedestal, to which Deadspin elevated him yesterday.

Just to be sure we're clear:

Lots of idiot racists dislike Richard Sherman because of the reasons you've outlined.
But lots of people who aren't idiot racists dislike Richard Sherman because he's a self-promoting blowhard.

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

Do not allow these words to slip off the leathery, cynical skin you most assuredly don daily.

We said he set race relations back 30, 50, 100 years.

Now I feel awkward saying I owned him in my fantasy football league.

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

I see the sailboat!

Worst Google+ hangouts commercial ever.