As a White Sox fan, I want to agree with you, but can’t. BahSTŌNians have always been insufferable fucking Massholes, in spite of their until-then hard-luck, long-suffering, underdog team. In fact, that story just made their accent and horrible driving easier to take.

In 8th grade a friend needed $5 for lunch so we made him pluck out one of his entire eyebrows for it. He looked ridiculous.

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Specifically making IPAs - because jamming shitty beer full of hops hides its lack of quality - and coming up with horrible hop-based puns for names. Hop Stupid, indeed.

If 50% of all car crashes weren’t caused by impaired driving (distracted or alcohol) this wouldn't be needed.

Sure gun violence. But cars and distracted driving, and driving entitlement in general against people who wish to reclaim their streets for more than just your convenience (let’s not forgot that the leading cause of accidental death in NYC for children under twelve is being hit by a car), public school, pollution, the…

No, we lost the war against immature people who are afraid of seeking help for their perceived or real inadequacies and unable to think for themselves, using reason and logic. And money. We lost the war against people who take advantage of them at the expense of those of the rest of us. The rest of us who just want to…

That’s just as knee-jerk a reaction as mandatory guns. Letting alone the all out civil war and constitutional shitstorm that would cause, Chicago banned guns, for all intents and purposes and the lax sales laws in the suburbs, Wisconsin and Indiana completely circumvented them. What makes you think a national ban…

Take a look at the feed’s bio. Looks like a mischievous nephew grabbed his iPhone.

“Those are, presumably, the same lawn chairs that Chicago used to protect its quarterbacks last season.”

It looks like Jesus if he were in the cast of Cats.

I immediately read this headline as “Lake Shore Drive.”

Because no one could reasonably conclude that Lucasfilm endorsed this appropration. #fairuse

Is that logo a...a...white hood?

Fuck you. Old Wirtz nearly killed that team. When I moved there in 1997 it was 10 years until I could see home game on TV. Fuck you twice.

It looks good on you, though!

Do you even LIFT, Joey?