Silly man. Jordan may not know what an apple tastes like, but don't be fool enough to say he doesn't know how to work a cock. That's his wheelhouse.

We switched from inexpensive rice cookers to a Zojirushi a couple years back. We make rice a lot and the non-stick surface on the cheaper ones just did not hold up for very long. This led to sticking and burning.

Who gave Corky from Life Goes On a keyboard?

“Is ok, man. Go for it.”

I quickly read the headline and thought it started “Braying Shitwheel Mike Lupica ...” I think I prefer Braying Shitwheel, actually. If anybody could christen the Braying Shitwheel for humanity, it’s Mike Lupica.

Probably A.J.’s bio. Shit the bed on the biggest stage he’ll ever see. Truth absolutism at its best.

Wow, I knew Cleveland isn’t the wealthiest place but I thought they could afford the bread for a shit sandwich.

He’d be the Michael Jordan of Murderball

Willie Mays looks fuckin’ GREAT!

I’m sorry, Tim. The correct answer is “we’ve got legal bills to pay.”

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

Libel is more entertaining than this, right?

It is Gawker. It is a Friday. What did you come here expecting exactly?

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