Pacman Jones’s posse paralyzed a strip club bouncer. Chris Henry fucked up repeatedly and now is just flat-out dead. I think you guys can find two better examples of overzealous policing by the league.

Glad to hear Hooked on Phonics finally made it out to the Red States. Don’t lose faith — indoor plumbing is right around the corner!

He hit ’em right in the Hein ...

But at least Big Mike got them Tiparillos ....

And then her banged a pair of sisters in a Port-o-Let and tipped it over on them as he left.

Dislocated taint.

That dinosaur post did hurt on many levels. Discovering that your evolutionary idol was a fucking pussy is traumatic.

So very thirsty ... if this Univision thing doesn’t work out, take your tantalizing talents to Tele-Muuuuuundo

You had me at “remedial.” You could even use it in other sentences, like “Deadspin is remedial journalism.” But then we abuse the word “journalism” ...

Oh, they deserve the reprisals. Adios, Timmy!

So, the “news” is that the court gave a continuance. The agenda is to largely repost the story that was pulled. Amateurish. Good way to get fired, which is what some of these idiots need.

They have jobs, yes, but they also have a stain on their work that will be very hard, if not impossible, to remove. It’s one thing to find work, but being put in a position of authority is another thing entirely. How long will their decision-making abilities be viewed going forward using the prism of the terrible…

The problem is that the cringe-worthy stuff overshadows the good, and they are paying a price for that. Greg Howard is a supremely talented guy who nearly blew his NYT fellowship by throwing a tantrum over the Conde Nast fiasco. If Greg, as talented a writer as has ever worked for Gawker, could almost torpedo his…

No. What they do is muckraking.

No, righteously.

Hard to get rid of this shit when so many of the shitheads remain.

Oh, the irony in that ...

“Journalists” is a little strong, wouldn’t you say?

Unemployment will do these guys some good ...

He’s the North Korea of LBs! He’s gotta go all the way and get the Kim Jong Un haircut to match.